Fairly OddFortress


30 FRAMES A SECOND. NEVER. AGAIN.

Had this idea rolling around in my head for about a year now and finally got around to making it a reality. Special thanks to Giggles, Autumnsweetheart, and xRosieRevengex for their wonderful voice work in this!

Now with the audio fixed and correctly synced!

Scout Here is an average class
That no one understands
Heavys, Soldiers, Demos
Always killing him with a blast
There’s Crits, Kabooms,
and Headshots too
While everything goes amiss
but his n00by little helper friends get all the crits
but only with a jar of piss
They are the RED team and not the BLU team
I AM FULLY CHARGED!
HUDD HUDD HUDD HUDDAH!
RED team and not the BLU team
Scattergun, Bonk Boy, Force-a-Nature, Winger
Hats n Hats n Hats n Hats
Bad hats, Good Hats, Oh did I mention Hats?
RED team and not the BLU team
They’ll make you wish that you had the crits
in TEAM FORTRESS 2

– Mister Chris